Have you guys ever heard of "music?" Do you like it? Do you wanna be a mega music sensation?
Well, do I have news for you: I've discovered the formula for creating perfect overnight hits! Behold:
(toyl) + (strwl) + (dyb) = T40GTNM
(turning on your laptop) + (shout-talking really waaaacky lyrics) + (deciding you're bisexual) = TOP 40 GOLD THE NEXT MORNING
For all those non-believers out there ... just try it out!!!!!
MG SMASH [BISEXUAL] HIT CONTEST
Readers: You have ONE WEEK to write and record an original, 30 second theme song for Mein Google.
The only three rules are that the lyrics must be 1) shout-talked, 2) waaaacky, and 3) indicative of your bisexuality.
Winner will have his/her/zir song posted on this blog for all eternity! Winner will also get something else, but I don't know what it is yet. So don't ask.
Send all entries to meingooglygoo@gmail.com
GO FORTH AND TURN ON YOUR LAPTOPS!
Readers: You have ONE WEEK to write and record an original, 30 second theme song for Mein Google.
The only three rules are that the lyrics must be 1) shout-talked, 2) waaaacky, and 3) indicative of your bisexuality.
Winner will have his/her/zir song posted on this blog for all eternity! Winner will also get something else, but I don't know what it is yet. So don't ask.
Send all entries to meingooglygoo@gmail.com
GO FORTH AND TURN ON YOUR LAPTOPS!
