FUCK walking a mile in someone else’s shoes; you never really know a person until you’ve shared a fridge with him.
Which begs the question: “What would happen to conflict-resolution conventions if we forced clashing parties to share the icebox?”
The
Ahmadinejad and Netanyahu are forced to share a vegetable crisper. What happens?
They quickly come to understand that deep down, we as human beings all really desire the same things.
Crisp lettuce and a clean fucking fridge.
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I only ever get to eat my lettuce soggy because one of my roommates refuses to understand the concept of bag clips. He's also Middle Eastern. COINCIDENCE? People without heed to food preservation technologies are why we can't have nice things.
ReplyDeleteAnd what of the East Coast/West Coast dichotomy? Could B.I.G. have survived Tupac's obsessive Ziploc-ing?
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