Oh, readers. I know most of you live by the dictates of your Promise Rings, but have any of you ever tried wooing anybody before?
I've done it once or twice, and let me tell you - it sucks.
The extra time you spend taking a weekly shower and remembering not to eat garlic cloves after every meal really shoots down your overall productivity.
Which is why I wish I could condense all of my flirtings into a single Microsoft Excel document.
I mean, what are the downsides of expressing your desire to hump-grind through a polynomial equation!?
There aren't any.
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