"OVERCOMPENSATION"

Have you ever made up for falling behind in your job search by posting things on the Internet every five minutes? (Will someone finally discover me and crown me the next big - but not quite as gay - Perez Hilton?)

Have you ever made up for your disfigured face and pubey Jew hair by turning everything into a joke? (Will I finally be able to ha-ha-hustle that honey into coitus?)

Have you ever made up for not watching the Oscars by attending class the next day in blackface and a fat suit? (Will I finally know what it feels like to be Clareece "Precious" Jones?)

Good, neither have I.